Titus Copied Any Handwriting and Joked of Forgery

Titus sits among secretaries with a wax tablet and stylus. Suetonius says the future emperor could write shorthand with remarkable speed, and that he turned the skill into a game: show him a hand, and he would imitate it. The competition ended with a joke. Titus often said he was admirably equipped to become a … Read more

Eleven Slaves Held the Books Sabinus Could Not Remember

Calvisius Sabinus wanted a learned man’s reputation without a learned man’s memory. Seneca says this rich Roman could forget Ulysses, Achilles or Priam—names his audience was expected to know as readily as the people in its own households. Sabinus did not answer embarrassment with study. He answered it with a shopping list. One enslaved specialist … Read more

Powder from Baiae Let Masonry Harden Under the Sea

Roman builders stand in seawater beside two lines of oak piles. Chain pieces hold the timbers together while workers excavate and level the bed between them. Above, other hands combine lime with a pale powder brought from the volcanic country around the Bay of Naples. Stones descend into the enclosure, and mortar begins to occupy … Read more

Pliny Used an Imperial Travel Permit Before Trajan Could Reply

A death message reaches Pliny in Bithynia, far from the Roman household that needs his wife. Calpurnia wants to hurry to her aunt after the death of her grandfather, Calpurnius Fabatus. Ordinary travel will consume precious time. Pliny possesses something faster: a permit intended for official use of the imperial transport system. He also knows … Read more

Each Year Rome Replayed the Night Its Watchdogs Slept

On a moonlit night, men climb the rock below Rome’s Capitol without waking the guards. They pass weapons upward, brace one another over difficult ground and reach the summit in near silence. The watchdogs do not stir. Inside the sacred enclosure, however, hungry geese begin to cackle and beat their wings. Livy makes the noise … Read more

Thirty Legions Won Hadrian an Argument About One Word

A word lies between two men in an imperial room. Favorinus has used it; Hadrian objects. The philosopher can point to reputable authors who used the same expression, yet the exchange does not end with citations weighed on equal terms. Favorinus yields. Only afterward, when friends accuse him of surrendering a sound position, does he … Read more

Palm Wood Rose Against the Weight Meant to Crush It

A heavy load presses a wooden beam, and the expected picture is simple: the middle sags. Aulus Gellius gives palm wood a different response. Stack on weights until the burden seems too great, he says, and the timber does not hollow downward. It rises against the pressure and takes a convex form. Gellius calls the … Read more

A Ball Counter and a Depilator Tested Seneca’s Quiet

Seneca tried to work above a Roman bathhouse, and the building refused to disappear beneath him. Lead weights rose and fell. A massage hand landed with one sound when flat and another when hollow. A ball player called the score. A swimmer hit the water hard enough to announce his entrance. Vendors competed with the … Read more