Julian 
An Adriatic fisherman caught a turbot so large that selling it was dangerous. Juvenal imagines informers waiting to claim any remarkable creature for Domitian. The safest market was therefore the emperor himself. The fish reached the imperial villa, but the kitchen had no dish large enough to hold it. A ruler with armies, courts and … Read more
Vespasian held a coin beneath his son’s nose and asked whether it smelled. Titus said it did not. The emperor answered that it came from urine. Suetonius tells the exchange in a few lines, but the joke depended on an entire urban process. Roman urine was not merely waste. Fullers used aged urine in cleaning … Read more
A Roman leaving the city did not pass from crowded life into empty countryside. Beyond the gates stood another population: the dead. Tombs, altars and inscribed monuments lined major roads, presenting family names to travelers while keeping bodies and funeral fires outside the civic center. A severe sentence in the Twelve Tables helped create that … Read more
Rome entered 46 BC with a problem that could not be solved by declaring the next festival a little earlier. The civic calendar had slipped so badly against the solar year that dates no longer reliably named the seasons they were supposed to govern. Magistrates, courts, contracts, religious observances and military commands all depended on … Read more
Berenice had crossed the eastern Mediterranean to Rome and entered the household of the man expected to become emperor. She was a client queen, older than Titus, politically experienced, and already bound to the Flavian family by war and patronage. Ancient writers also say she was his lover. The relationship did not end because either … Read more
Roman soldiers formed on the shore facing the Channel. Artillery and siege engines were positioned as though an enemy waited beyond the water. Emperor Caligula boarded a warship, moved a short distance from land, returned, and took his place on a tribunal. Then came the order that made the scene infamous. The troops were to … Read more
The Gauls climbed toward Rome’s Capitoline in darkness. They found a route so steep that the defenders had left it unguarded. Livy says the first man reached the summit without waking a sentry or even disturbing the dogs. Then Juno’s geese began to call and beat their wings. Hunger had not persuaded the besieged Romans … Read more
A cup-bearer broke a crystal goblet during a banquet given by Vedius Pollio. The wealthy host ordered the enslaved man thrown to the huge lampreys he kept in reservoirs. Emperor Augustus was dining there. Augustus first asked Vedius not to carry out the punishment. Vedius refused. The emperor then requested every similar or valuable drinking … Read more
Pirates captured Julius Caesar near the island of Pharmacusa and demanded twenty talents for his release. Caesar laughed. They did not understand whom they had taken, he said, and he volunteered to pay fifty. Plutarch’s story is not a simple tale of courage. Caesar remained a captive for thirty-eight days while followers searched cities for … Read more
Cato the Elder begins his farming handbook by slowing the buyer down. Do not be over-eager to purchase, he warns, and do not consider one inspection enough. A good farm should become more convincing with each visit. The neighbors’ properties, the direction of the slope, water, workers, roads, town and equipment all had to support … Read more
